"Out of the Park!"

Adam made a home run tonight in his baseball game. Look for him on the D-Backs in the near future! I love the "out of the park" cheering by Trevor C.:

The Justin Bieber Guide for Old People

With Bieber fever sweeping the planet I figured we, well those of us over 15, could use a little "Justin Bieber 101". Who is this kid that was recently on Saturday Night Live, has an upcoming concert tour, & will be a guest on Oprah in the near future? Luckily I found this "Justin Bieber Guide for Old People" to help us out:

Justin Bieber is the first "YouTube Sensation" to make it big:

Back in the old days, pop stars like Lady Gaga came up the hard way: After years of performing thankless gigs in small clubs they would eventually be signed to Island Def Jam Records. But Justin Bieber was signed to Island Def Jam Records just because a YouTube video of 12 year-old Bieber covering Ne-Yo in a singing competition went viral. A prominent manager randomly stumbled on it and now he's chilling with Usher. Bieber is in fact the first real YouTube sensation to cross over to the mainstream, and much of his appeal comes from this grassroots creation myth. (No, Susan Boyle doesn't count since the only people who enjoy her sincerely are you Old People.)

Justin Bieber is Canadian:

In the grand tradition of such Old People favorites as Alanis Morissette and Rush, Justin Bieber hails from Canada. He was raised in low-income housing by a very Christian single mom in Stratford, Ontario (Pop. 32,000). Now he lives in Atlanta, which you may remember from the time they seceded from the Union during the Civil War.

Justin Bieber Owns Twitter:

Perhaps you have experienced the phenomenon of logging into Twitter to see what brands of wine your friends are drinking only to be confused by the fact that "Justin Bieber" is a trending topic. He almost always is, for no reason except that every eleven year-old girl on Twitter appears to only tweet about Justin Bieber. (And everyone else is tweeting "Who is Justin Bieber?") Bieber has more than a million followers and, according to Perez Hilton, he gains 11,000 new followers daily. (FYI Old People: Perez Hilton is a widely-read blog famous for always being right.)

Justin Bieber Has Famous Friends Even You May Have Heard of:

You might know Ludacris best for the women he has in so many different area codes. But a new generation knows Ludacris only as Justin Bieber's friendly rapping sidekick on the summer hit "Baby". ("She had me going crazy, oh I was star-struck/she woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks.") And Usher, who signed Bieber after hearing him sing just once, said of Bieber, "Sometimes he's like a little brother or a son to me." Bieber's toured with Taylor Swift, and sung the opening line on the new "We Are the World" remake that is probably on your "Chillaxing" iTunes playlist.

Justin Bieber's Hair is His Most Distinctive Physical Feature:

Justin Bieber Has Three Songs Every Young Girl Knows:

Bieber's first album, My World was released in November of last year. It went platinum. But all you need to know are the three hit songs and their corresponding music videos:

• "One Time" - The one where Usher calls Justin on his iPhone.
• "Baby (Ft. Ludacris)" - The one with Justin and Ludacris in a bowling alley.
• "One Less Lonely Girl" - The one at the laundromat.

Justin Bieber Literally Causes Riots Among Said Young Girls
You are old enough to remember the Watts riots, right? Bieber had one of those! Last November, during a scheduled appearance at a Long Island mall, a riot broke out among the 3,000 attendees when Bieber wasn't allowed to perform because of safety concerns. A handful of fans suffered minor injuries and an Island-Def Jam VP was arrested for not tweeting that the show was off. Yes, Old People, it's time to wake up to our scary new world where a YouTube sensation has supplanted social justice as the only reason anyone riots, and you can be arrested for not tweeting. Welcome.



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In complete honesty I didn't need this guide at all... I've been fully Bieber educated by my darling Ashely who is JB's #1 fan & I MAY even have one of his songs as my ring tone but hopefully the rest of you who aren't so lucky found it helpful.

Happy Birthday Ryan!

Happy Birthday to my dearest husband! Words can not adequately express how blessed I am to have you for my companion for the eternities. You're not only a wonderful husband but your a SUPER dad! We love you! XoXoXoXo